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  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

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pagethreehundredandninety-four:

goodnightsugah:

dessalicious:

To do list.

excuse me

are you allowed to do that?

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KLAROLINE IS LIFE

KLAROLINE IS LIFE

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lieutenant-booty:

self confidence level: kelso

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babydaddy-onabcfamily:

Poor Riley ):

babydaddy-onabcfamily:

Poor Riley ):

(Source: aisese, via dontpsychoanalyze--me)

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messyhairand-thirstyhearts:

abby-lemon:

electricrain:

Me

The real hunger games

I can name a lot of things that taste better than skinny feels.

(Source: watch-out-theres-dan-and-phil, via dontpsychoanalyze--me)